ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
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Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
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He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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