i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
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I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
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And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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