it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
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Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
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Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Randomize