too bad you live with your parents still
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
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i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
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I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
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