I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
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when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
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Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
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