This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
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Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
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The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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