He uses pillows to masturbate.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
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i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
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