I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
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Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
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Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
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