Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
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Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
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And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I need water and some morals
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
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