Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
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It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
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Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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