she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
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i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
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He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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