im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
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I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
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Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
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