their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
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That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Shame - the story of my life.
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