the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
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nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
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Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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