i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
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i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
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A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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