How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
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I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
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How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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