Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
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Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
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Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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