i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
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I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
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