i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
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I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
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My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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