Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
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This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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