i think my tv is drunk
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
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Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
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I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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