You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
one two three fourrrrnication!
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
are you so shy because you have an std?
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Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
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wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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