I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
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Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
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i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
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