her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
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so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
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Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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