He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
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we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
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I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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