and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
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I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
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When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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