Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
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Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
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she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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