fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
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Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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