this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
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It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
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you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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