I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
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He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
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I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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