I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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