Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
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You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
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If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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