I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
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Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
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An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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