Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
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He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
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Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I'm sobbing to NWA
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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