I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
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who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
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All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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