East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
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he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
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I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
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