He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
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Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
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I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I believe in your delicious
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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