Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
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i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
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Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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