He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
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he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
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Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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