This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
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second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
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I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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