Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
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my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
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People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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