Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
he was CRYING into my vagina
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
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Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
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He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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