ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
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i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
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Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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