IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
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i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
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I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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