we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
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Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
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You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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