i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
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I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
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MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
We need to get me chipped asap
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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