would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
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I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
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I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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