Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
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Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
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Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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