He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
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How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
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It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
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