My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
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he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
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And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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